So who else is sick of the reruns of The Office? Every week I look foward to three things...
!. Hanging out with this girl I know. She makes me dinner, it's fun. Don't judge
2. Watching 24. Always a ride. I want to be Jack Bauer.
3. Seeing new episodes of The Office.
Now the third one has not happened in two weeks. I'm getting pretty frustrated with it. All I ask is for 20 minutes of hilarity and they can't even give me that right now. I think that the writers are just being lazy. Please writers of The Office help me out with my dilemna. Give me new episodes. I want to see what Roy is really going to do to Jim. I want to hear great anecdotes from Dwight. And i need wisdom from Michael Scott. Please help.
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Dwight Schrute is the funniest part of the show. He is so quirky that i find myself almost peeing my pants every episode.
About Me
- Phil Haas
- I love to watch/play sports, play the drums, and spend time with my girlfriend. I'm working about 45 hours a week plus taking 15 hours in school. Needless to say i'm very busy.
Office Quotes
-Dwight: Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing.
-Michael: Guys - meat it’s what’s for dinner. Who wants some man meat?
Dwight: I want some man meat!
Jim: Dwight wants your man meat.
Michael: Well then my man meat he shall have.
-Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…
-Dwight: [reading his resignation letter] Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown. jI will meet my new challenges head on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It’s been a pleasure working with some of you – and I will not forget those of you soon. But remember, while today it is me…we all shall fall...in other words, I’m quitting.
-Dwight: He was already dead and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smokey, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator thus saving you a trip to the store for an expensive can of goose grease.
Jim: Wow. Win-win.
-Lazy Scranton video playing
Michael: [rapping] Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider.
Michael & Dwight: But check that it’s covered by your healthcare provider!
-Dwight: I know everything about film. I’ve seen over 240 of them.
-Dwight: Why are you looking at my forehead?
Jim: I’m not.
Dwight: Meet my eye-line Jim!
1 comment:
I LOVE the office...Even though I always want a new episode to come on, I still watch each and every one of the re-runs...cause they always crack me up!!!
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